If you are well dress, She thinks you are a playboy
If you are not, She thinks you are a beggar
If you kiss her, You are not a gentleman
If you don't you're not a man
If you praise her, She thinks you are a liar
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you visit her often, She thinks you are boring
If you don't, She accuses you of double crossing
If you visit another, She accuses you of being hell
If she is visited by another, "Oh! It's natural, we are girls"
If you are a minute late, she complains, " It's hard to wait."
If you come on time, for hours she makes you wait
If you propose love within a brief time, you are a fresh guy
If you propose love later, She wonders why?
If you are jealous, She says it is bad
If you are not, she doubts your love, and is not glad
If you attempt romance, She thinks you don't respect her
If you don't, She thinks you don't like her
If you listen, She wants you to talk
If you talk, She wants you to listen.
'Oh!! Women!!'
So simple, Yet so complex
So weak, Yet so powerful
So confusing, Yet so desirable.



{ This poem is by 'Mr Prasen H Shende' }

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